don’t waste good water
wetten the streets with kerosene
i hate soup
don’t waste good water
wetten the streets with kerosene
If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now
During the single mandatory postgraduate session on ethics, a few of us decided to play a bot trivia game over Telegram.
We all already knew it’s bad to use our education to kill people or do fraud or plagiarise shit. Like, man, I never did that. I’m not gonna fucking do that.
Anyways, someone sent the answer, “Led Zeppelin”, 1ms before me.
I slammed my fist on the desk. The entire lecture hall looked at me. That was my only moment of gamer rage where I hit something. Normally I just aggressively grunt or clench my teeth.
edit: I dropped out anyways, so it didn’t matter if you don’t think about it too much
I’d rather not ask
get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back
Yep. They’ve been around for years.
Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc. but I don’t know why they suddenly decided to give everyone at the company a deluxe lobotomy
I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it’s legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for “drug possession” i.e. didn’t pay a bribe)
Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that’s gonna expire in a few hours anyway
I’m not scared of nuclear power
but hearing it in the same sentence as ‘Microsoft AI’ sent a shiver down my spine
pre-nut brainfog must have felt like a psychedelic realm where the only reasonable way to escape was to find and rawdog a shady sex worker
This image is stained on my occipital lobe
Same
Ok Mr Task Manager
Launch steam and suck absolute dick at whatever installed game catches my eye
but he still needs to collect his Q3 bonus cheque 🥺
They do a similar thing with medication here in South Africa. Or, at least they used to. I haven’t seen many video ads in a very long time.
They can advertise Schedule 0 meds (aisle stuff) with pictures and a generic ad text, coincidentally also describing the type of medication they cannot advertise. The medications marked [S0] normally contain herbal or relatively safe ingredients.
And then they have the Schedule 1 and 2 medications which look comedically similar to their S0 counterparts
I think for schedule 1, I think they can advertise, but it’s OTC. Schedule 1 is stuff like, throat lozenges with benzocaine and other things that could potentially be dangerous, but you can only buy in small quantities.
Schedule 2, They are allowed to say if they have stock and apparently run discount promotions on them, but they cannot openly display images of the products. Stuff like ibuprofen, codeine, antihistamines, pseudoephedrine etc.
Example here:
clicks. co. za/brands/benylin †
Benylin for babies and losers
Benylin for the real deal hatman seekers
† (Sorry about the spaces, I don’t want to accidentally break any community rules nor let those cunts notice Lemmy traffic. Not advertising. Fuck Clicks. Fuck J&J. Cook your own meds in mum’s bathtub)
those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
I think they’re waiting for all their customers to die of old age so they can just fully abandon it with no consequences
you cannot quell the hunger after tasting the flesh of a beloved pet for the first time
I’ve been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I’ve seen has been petty.
Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like “Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes” on fresh uploads.
The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.
There’s a voting system, so you’d need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn’t really all that worth it.
My dick fits into all of them
Seems pretty universal to me 😎
partners mouth
fuck it
just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text