I feel like a rambly long-form joke like this could really land: https://youtu.be/AXtNUgEWgQI

Man, your post history is a wild ride. Best of luck!

When you photoshop the images to the online doctor to get an Ozempic prescription

I don’t think it’s very convincing. The line on the T should have the same color as the stripe. Here’s my last positive test as a reference. Good luck!

That unironically might work tho Like getting their mind off of the current thought spiral can be pretty helpful sometimes

ikr he’s such a shithead

Thank you! It’s Jorge Rivera-Herrans :D He’s working on a Musical Retelling of the entire Odyssey and currently 8 parts in. The 9th is promised to be the last!

I don’t care either way, but too many premade meals I have bought in the past were gross and inedible to a point where I had to toss them and just make food from scratch. I just keep the supplies for a quick 1 pot Carbonara in my fridge at all times - it might not be super healthy, but it’s always a predictable taste/texture and only costs about 1,50€ per Portion

Our next big elections are in September 2025, it will be my first time voting! ^^ (I only got citizenship a month ago)

I think the Byford Dolphin incident kind of fits that criteria? The people involved did die due to pressure

:(

A locked safe

They definitely are!! And just watching them waddle around and do their little hamster duties is the cutest 🥹

My parents kept getting me hamsters when I was a kid, it’s crazy how high maintenance they are if you actually want to keep them in good conditions :(
(not like they cared that I kept them well or were willing to provide me with the resources to do so tho)

I’ve never been big on DC Movies, but I really liked Joker 2 as well.

Lady Gaga was the absolute perfect casting choice for Harley, and I absolutely loved how accurate the whole “very high highs, very low lows” dynamic of their relationship was.

Overall the movie was extremely disappointing, but in a way that is a realistic representation of what it actually feels like to be struggling mentally and being failed by the system again and again. I think that’s the point that people don’t get, because they go “I feel bad -> the movie was bad”.

eat it anyway

Is it like, a gamer thing? I’m not super knowledgeable on computer parts, so I wouldn’t know what the thing in the picture is haha

i don’t get it

Hell yea, punch that kid before he can derail the timeline

Would it be tacky to do this with an alligator or a caiman? Crocodiles are kind of hard to come by