Yeah but it was our democracy, damn it.

I’ve been wondering if this is one of the unwritten plays of Project 2025.

Just hand it over to the apes.

Oh wait, we did.

Not surprised none were at my polling place at 6AM. Their parents hadn’t managed to get them out of bed and shooed out of the basement yet after a long night of plowing each others moms while playing Counterstrike.

He’s burning it to the ground to try to get Trump elected.

NGL it’s kind of refreshing when a scientist says “We don’t know.”

No but Russian troll farm employees sure want us to believe it.

“Death Star Superlaser”

Woah woah woah I’m all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.

Hacker sanctions are finally real.

Definitely true in my experience. Having all sorts of problems in Librewolf and Firefox whereas Vivaldi will play the videos no problem. I found a reddit thread of others having the same experience since August.

Use AI to generate images of her being porked by a horse every time she does this.

Horsey dance party ensues.

The fires of Mordor have nothing on the fires of Milton.

They’re also sabotaging Youtube in all variants of Firefox for the past 6-8 weeks.

Dat ass

I dunno I find the drivers who dart around me in the slow lane really like having that space to dart back into.

Education can only get so far with inherently dumb people.

How 'bout a double finger fuck Ajit Pai while we’re on the subject.

Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.