And everyone else is a Wayne Brady sexual. This works out.

I would rip em up as a kid all the time.

I’m an Atheist.

But I sort of wish I could believe. It would be a lot easier than raw dogging the existential crisis.

None of this bars him from running.

All they had to do was have a third act reveal of Darth Jar Jar with a complete tone shift like they did with Yoda in Empire. Fucker would have been iconic.

Yes!

They have the power. They just don’t have the will.

That’s the problem. Everyone knows it’s legit at this point. But there are a lot of people who have a vested interest in pretending it’s not. Then as COVID taught us 30 percent of people just don’t want to be told what to do so will say fuck you and do the opposite just to piss you off.

I heard you got 5 cubic miles of cold water… Sure would be a shame if that became 5 cubic miles of hot water.

Exaggerating?

Why don’t we try lying, bait and switch. Perhaps criminal investigation for consumer fraud?

Bitch can baby me anytime.

Yes. I can almost guarantee that’s precisely what happened.

Yarr

I remember getting stuck on Myst trying to light a fire. I kept sticking the match in and it kept not working. Got very frustrated. Took way too long to realize I had never actually struck the damn thing.

Well we’re not praising fascism and corruption.

I’m literally angry with rage!!

Can we get the bounty for turning in Abbott for facilitating this abortion?

The Fast franchise really peaked at The Furious 39

Gotta admit. When looking at the co creators of Rick and Morty I wouldn’t have thought Roiland would be the problematic one.

Oh that’s good. That’s damn good.