Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?

Should I take your word for it?

“My word, this excursion is quite the jocular exercise!”

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.

This is why I’m confident that Han Solo is fine. Shaft’s ain’t shit.

Anub

I’d pick Anubis if I was a furry.

So…Anubis.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Diddy did it.

Donnie Darkroast

Yup. “Trans” is the new “witch”.

It’s a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Aight imma head to my crib finna pop some caps yall

Hell, my winME lappy could do it withour breaking a sweat.

Here, bro. Here’s your laptop

I can’t rally the ring, Mr. Frodo…but I can rally you!

“WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?!”

Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!