Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.

Is it true that all these parliament buildings are so spiky so giant hobos won’t nap on them?

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

As you can see, cootie infections have declined 63% under my administration.

I still can’t fucking believe the same guy directed Zoolander 2 and Severance.

He understands that papa Putin will release the kompromat if he doesn’t say this.

If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.

Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…

They even padded up her shoulders. She got unironically balenciaga’d by the fashion industry.

… HONK!

Man who makes only gangster movies angry at people who make only superhero movies.

Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.

Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?

Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.

I was thinking Alien.

JFC, you know Trump’s IT guy has seen some shit. Probably has a 1000 yard stare.

Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.

Windows is nagware now. Microsoft dared to imagine an entire OS on the Winrar model.

“Close enough, fuck it.” — National motto of Ancient Greece

Ah, the superior siege utensil.

This sets the dangerous precedent that sedition is some kind of crime.