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Cake day: December 16th, 2023

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  • Right?! This right here.

    I was once yelled at by a friend of a girl for “ignoring her advances.” I kid you not, the “advances” consisted of her walking up to me at a party, saying “hey, aren’t you in my math class?” (To which I answered in the affirmative) and “well, um, I guess I’ll see you there Monday!”

    How the fuck was I supposed to know that was an attempt at flirting?

    The older gay guy at work? “You’re gorgeous. Ever consider dating a man?”