Peertube seems somewhat active. Dunno if that counts as social media.

Satanic Temple sweater?

No. I have about a thousand things I’d rather do than work.

I’ll check it out

Jesus. I think all the code I’ve written in the last decade could fit in two of those binders lol

To be fair, I used to work at a fast food place, and we sometimes had to chop extra legs apart. As in, the chicken had an extra leg on its leg.

Same

Oh God. Prepare yourself for a confusing alien nightmare. The acting isn’t so much bad as surreal.

That’s a weird, and kinda creepy question anyway. Fuck em.

Might seem naive, but I actually have a hard time imagining this. There’s just not a lot to make one instance more desirable than another, which seems like a bad thing, but I don’t think it is. I decided against signing up on lemmy.ml because it was laggy, so I went with a smaller instance- all the same content, but without the lag. If a lot of content gets created on one instance, there’s no pressure to pile in, because you can view, comment and interact from a different, smaller instance.