I think they probably see us as stupid gods

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use…

One of my favourites to think about is “How are you?”. Taken literally that question makes no sense. “How are you?” “Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there…”

What’s Simon doing in a cat cafe?

I used to have a ginger cat called Seamus!

It’s our first kid as well. Shitting bricks but I’m almost certainly less worried than her so I think my role is to basically support her as much as possible. Thanks for the advice!

Ex wife and ex Ian

My wife is preggers so I’ve got all this to look forward to .

This brass band cover of Radiohead - Motion Picture Soundtrack https://youtu.be/ZeI0PXj7LIw?si=BlnYr_o8IfJ9FKy9

My cat is ginger so he gets “ginger shit” a lot of the time

Is it actually possible to do that with your feet?

Looks like a 50/50 mix of golum and yoda

Maybe she wanted you to dress her?

How are they going to stop someone bypassing it by just holding up a photo of someone older? Like cameras can’t tell the difference between 2d and 3d.

Looks like something from Subnautica

The article feels misleading tbh. It doesn’t say why they wouldn’t be able to find another supplier, even if the clay is a little bit different?

The floating fish tho

Best for sandwitches?

I think it’s supposed to mean “along with” so an exhibition (eg art) along with a sale but I could be wrong lol

This is my favourite photo from my travels in India