Everyone always asks why is American cheese, but never how is American cheese.

One of the ‘trivia’ things on the display in our elevator was about how Websters had a listing for 5 years that wasn’t actually a word, ‘dord’. Like come on, now you can’t even trust words in the dictionary?!

bicentennial

Well shit, I stand corrected.

Bicentennial is also every 50 years.

You can buy ones that just stick to the wall. Honestly, I don’t want my head rubbing against the wall and leaving grease marks while I sleep, or fingerprints. You might not notice them but you definitely will once you move the bed.