One time, back in the 90s, a baby danced.

Pound sand, airtard

It won’t happen because the ones interested in keeping us convinced we’re hardwired to acquire stuff would not want it, and they’re the ones in control.

Ascetics exist. Minimalists exist. Fuck, Marie Kondo exists. The desire for stuff is not some immutable force like gravity. It’s just what we’ve been taught by the ones selling the stuff.

Those aren’t co-defendants, the rioters get their own trials. No hope for them from the start

Seriously. How are these people heaping loyalty on someone who gives none back?

Good

Nvidia reports ripping you off

Following the letter of the law but r/chaoticgood uh okay

If your best friend is Finn the Dog, would that make you Jake the Human?

I have a Nook Simple Touch. It’s nice to read on, but the button and touch screen are failing. I don’t know where it is. I mostly read on my phone or a paper book

I imagine Windows treats “don’t switch” like “not yet” and will try again later

Ender’s Game did it

If there’s any small gap left when it’s screwed together it could be a nitroglycerin tablet holder

I’ll tread where I must

Dead meme? Loss has never died, ironically

Heck yeah, I hope she can make them stop their bullshit. And I hope without their bullshit the whole thing crumbles.