Ghoti

I use them as coffee mats…

…just swear all fucking ready.

Pint Pins Piss Hiss

Gen X to everyone, you fucking donkeys.

Mr T… ape

Top job!

Looks like the road is disintegrating and the constituent particles are lifting into space…

Does not include the cost of environmental impact of burning fossil fuels… Which we are all starting to pay.

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/people/mysterious-poster-claiming-people-may-not-know-if-they-are-dreaming-is-a-hoax-says-sheffield-council-1381394

I do!

…it doesn’t, there are some fine pranksters in Sheffield.