Anti American slurs always amuses me. Like theres some dude out in bumfuckegypt that can’t stand the fact that I exist lol. All I’ve literally done is eat burgers and crank my hog for the last 30 years 🙆‍♂️

The election cycle sure is fun

DO NOT BE AFRAID

Not from a coomer

Rent free :D

I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.

Jerkoff without porn

“You look like a lifeguard” made my friend spit his drink out with that one

All periods. Don’t use “!”.

Based

Time for FOSS banking

c h i n e s e r o o m

I eat a shit ton of candy.

The boogeyman of american retail

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I leik whoppers

Dont mess with Zohan