I can’t control what they do with their votes. So it’s not like me voting every time did anything at all.

Yeah but it’s not like I’ve got more than one of them, and everyone else is a fucking idiot.

No amount of voting seems to help either.

The results of last night’s election says otherwise.

I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but the moron death cult already has the arsenal

What’s more concerning is that millions more people saw it and didn’t bother to stop him.

Back in 2016 I was living in the middle of Trump country, but when I told them I was supporting Bernie and not Clinton they’d say something like “I don’t agree with him on a lot of stuff but I respect him and like that he hates billionaires.”

I really think he could have won.

It’s the pattern in American politics that has existed since I was born: Republicans fuck the economy, Democrats do their best to fix it, people blame the Democrats for the bad economy and elect Republicans who fuck it up even more.

Trump got about the same amount of votes, but Harris got way fewer than Biden did. It wasn’t hate that won the election, but apathy that lost it.

Paine was far more radical than the rest of them, and wrote scathing critiques of them that caused him to become extremely unpopular before he died.

Mr. Krabs, no!

Ned is a goddamn hero

Yeah. Modern air travel is fucking awful.

There aren’t enough of them in the US.

I did that once and while it was great it took forever to process the tomatoes. Now I just brown some onions in a pan, deglaze with some wine, and dump the tomatoes in and simmer them while I work on the pasta. Way fewer dishes, too.

I don’t have any basil or oregano in my garden (yet) but the amount I get at the store is enough for five or six jars of sauce. So I portion out the rest and then wrap them in plastic wrap and store it in my freezer. That way as long as I’ve got tomatoes, onions, and garlic I can make sauce.

This is why I make my pasta sauce from scratch. Plus it tastes way better letting the natural sugars in the tomato get all roasty toasty.

Nothing that outlandish.

It will clearly be blamed on Jewish space lasers.

We had layoffs last year, and two of the managers opted to quit their jobs rather than fire an additional staff member.

Sadly their replacements are not as nice.

Yeah, that’s totally how countries react to terrorist attacks.

In the words of a recently departed music star: “We’ll put a boot in yer ass, it’s the American way”

I’ve also never met a person who can isolate the moment when electrical technology became known to man.

Clearly demonic.

Tucker should throw out all his electrical devices.