This clock has spirograph shapes instead of hands.

I mean oh no, my library of free games…

Ah my fully loaded PT “Bruiser” grinding money on the oval track, good times.

And a very healthy patent portfolio.

Been talking about this for years, wake me up when they actually start doing something.

He does look like a little leg humping son of a bitch.

For recording VHS/copying, or at least 25 years ago it was.

That’s a 80inch sofa what you mean?

Except on a rainy, foggy December day. You can’t see the ground or anything.

Netflix dvds in the mail, 3 dvds at a time…practically daily ripping.

Hah. I don’t attend meetings I am supposed to be in, good luck with this.

KC Masterpiece, machine oil flavored BBQ sauce.