Cat 1. Sleeps at the end of the bed. Cat 2, 3, 4 will sleep against my butt, not usually at the same time. Cat 5 sleeps on my second second pillow. Cat six sleeps against my chest and screams at me as he crawls back in to place after I roll over.

Fuck yeah, going to compile me some free Pokémon!

It already has.

No fucks given.

I choose to keep both feet firmly planted in unreality.

I wondar wat he’s up to these daze.

No just making fun of them.

Good for you. Weird flex honestly “my stomach works” Well for many of us ours don’t work. If I eat anything that is spicy hot my stomach will have me bent over cramping constantly until it leaves my system. Is your next post going to be about how stupid people are for having to use wheelchairs?

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

It is blind to the suffering of the poor.

I don’t want to hurt the snakes.

Printing it doesn’t make it true. Smells of propaganda. How many people do you know who got a raise over 7%?

“Come closer Clarice”

Please as if we haven’t been dealing with an influx from the coast driving up our prices for the last decade already.

Laughs in Midwestern.

This is overreacting. I was beat as a child and I only need minimal therapy now.

Unpopular opinion, teachers should make top dollar. A teaching position should easily be in the six figures. It should attract and demand the best people in their fields.

If you do not wish to involve the police, then you have to look at your illegal options.

I turn 44 on Saturday! Yay!