I see a gorilla and a marmot ready to throwdown.
I see a gorilla and a marmot ready to throwdown.
Dunno. People have been crushed to death by cheese wheels. Not sure if any of them had a smile on their face at the time.
He’s also now married to Mellody Hobson.
He might have married a Twi’lek instead were there a chance.
If you shave Chewbacca, will he still be brown?
We kill each other too often.
No. We don’t like each other that much.
Also only drink water straight from a mineral spring source.
Your energy channels seem clogged up, OP. You should get a therapeutic massage to improve circulation.
“I have had a dry cough for the past few months.”
You have esophageal cancer. You’re welcome.
https://kbin.earth/m/nottheonion@lemmy.ml/t/97603/Exxon-Mobil-is-suing-its-shareholders-to-silence-them-about
Original: https://lemmy.ml/post/15690226
World version: https://lemmy.world/post/15452272
You know that scene with the guy on the castle wall in Monty Python and the Holy Grail that farts in your general direction?
Yeah, I giggled.
That I exist. And that we’re in a relationship.
It’s a love-hate thing. You wouldn’t get it…
Exxon just sued its shareholders for crying about climate change.
That’s because they’ve integrated it into the start menu. Evil, yes. But technically correct.
I don’t like it. It’s not holding my hand tight enough during the introductory phase.
Tried the demo, tinker template, wouldn’t let me create a construct because I didn’t have projectile ammo. Engineer, but doesn’t even have a flashlight.
Bleh.
Fun fact! Lightning can’t penetrate deep into large bodies of water and instead spreads over a larger surface area.
Funner fact! I have no idea if the above is true because I just made it up!
Trust no one on the internet.
I’m no expert, but it looks like someone cut a gorilla out of one picture and pasted it over the lion picture.