Hard? Looks like I’ll need a little luck!

Don’t forget the time change tonight for most of the USA.

A day to remember. Mexico 2024, never forget!

I really wish Tesla could divorce dipsh** musk. I enjoy my Y but I can’t anymore

Good watch. Plus a surprise ending

Are you wearing a chef’s hat? Who is on the menu?

Minors be miners

Lando - Max is going to try and go up the inside…oh fuck!

“I’m just so grateful for all the people back at the factory”

How would a bird carry a coconut?

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

Or someone can let the dogs out. And we can ask “who?”

We’re in Texas! Time to dress like it!

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

All his April fools are amazing. Getting into the back door, opening his wife’s beaver, king dick! And more.

Looks like the future I want is in the past

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

Don’t make him mad, you women wouldn’t like him when he’s mad