Fuck off with this shit we’re allowed to roast anybody and everyone for any reason. This is what you call “Lib Shit” for being offended over bullshit.

Kimderguadians!

I bought a $75 handheld emulator lol. Plays up to some PS2 and fits in my pocket. Micro HDMI out turns it to a console too.

Ads can be 15 minutes. Like they’re adding goddamn infomercials now.

Come on xenomorph nests!

Gross.

They don’t want free speech they want to force your eyes and ears open, strap you to the chair and shout all the things they wanna say to you 24/7 also you’re not allowed to do anything but agree.

Now do Xbox lol

Retro emulation here. 40 years of back catalog games to go through.

Enshitification continues.

Surprised they are backing up a sister-fucker.

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Basically:

MFW:

Depends. What’s the uptime on that server? Are we talking years? Thatd be worth to “pour one out for da homies”.

A small alteration would be to swap one of the female heads up top with a male, and go “Man, Chad guy never cries about anything. Is he even human?” You can even swap out Chad with chadette, depending on context.

Just a guess.

What if, and this is just a suggestion, it was a real big explosion.

How big of a nuke would we need?

That version is my favorite. Changing the fiddle to an electric guitar is masterstroke genius.

The extra days of the week is called Lazyday, Chillsday, and Beersday.

It is forbidden to work on these days, the Lord commands it.

Fuck cancer.

WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT.

WERE GONNA LIVE ON, WERE GONNA SURVIVE.

TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY

o7