Amro

@DougHolland “Lo and behold! The AI Overlords granted the peaceful extra fingers to pick up the Bacon of Peace! As it was written!”

@cuerdo For that joke you are getting a demerit!

@return2ozma

@Mandarbmax That is not a social cue. You just shat in your hand and are waving with it now. Stop it.

@7heo Adam Ant is Elon Musks father?

@FlyingSquid IRTA Pound Fish

@kratoz29 The linux desktop on a LSD screen

@numan Lucky for them there is only one spiderman.

@Lafari

@ObviouslyNotBanana That is a puffer fish, yes?

@zephyreks Yeah, right. Claim it for God when I work so hard for it!

@Starshader
Winnie the Pooh isn’t yellow. That was done to him by lazy Disney coloring artists in the fifties. That’s capitalism for ya ;)
Never apologize for what you call a dictator, unless you call him a friend.
@velox_vulnus

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@The_Picard_Maneuver Hmmm… Let me find my tarot cards. I’m not allowed to sacrifice goats anymore.

@JSens1998 What’s the point of slutty Halloween costumes otherwise? They’re not meant for minors.

@MrJameGumb Good girl!

@FARTYSHARTBLAST WOOMANNN!

@ickplant @FARTYSHARTBLAST

@Depress_Mode O no… this triggered the jukebox that lives in my head:
“Cyber woman get away from me(hee)!
Cyber woman let me be(hee)!”

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@Manifish_Destiny So, put on your long gloves and let’s find out! Don’t forget to lube.

@mcgravier Bist du blod oder was? Germany, where one half of the country lived under communist oppression until 1989 (?), still thinks it’s better to actively fight far right radicalism (you know, fascists). Because they are seen as a threat. If communists where an active threat, (like in the '70’s) they would be targeted too.
Your both side-ism is false.
But don’t worry authoritarian communism is stupid too. Lenin and Hitler waxed the same pole.
@Geert

@sjmarf They don’t look happy about.
“WTF Mark! Legs? We have other problems. You can’t even beach!”