Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.
Shit shower shave
I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(
Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.
I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.
I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it’s irrelevant.
You might want to get that checked out if you haven’t already… Or at least rethink your diet.
With a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget
Shit after shower? Smh
Smoke before taking a dump?
Shaking my smh
If you take a shit after you shower, just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. I promise, the day isn’t going to go up from that point.
Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I
I hate that toilet. There’s no little shelf for your comic book or to play army men on while you go.
Nightmare question, but did they just tie the toilet into the existing floor drain?!?!?
Nope there’s a four inch line coming down from the upstairs neighbor, he likely has a similar time bomb for the guy below him.
It’s human centipede: high rise apartment edition
