Yes, I know it’s censored. I didn’t censor it. I still think it’s fucking funny. See? I can write fuck.

  • tabularasa@lemmy.ca
    71·
    1 day ago

    I played trumpet in a ska band in the 00s. This one time, in a small bar, things got a little rowdy and a guy ran into my trumpet while I was playing it. Hurt like a motherfucker. I spit out blood and it loosened a tooth. The other fans saw me spit out blood and started kicking the shit out of the guy on the ground. Then one dude bought me a beer to wash the blood down

    Good times.

    Support local bands.

    • afox@lemmy.world
      39·
      23 hours ago

      I was in a punk band when I was younger. We were mid set in a shitty bar. My amp started to spaz out. Like cutting in and out every few min. This old dude jumped on stage and kicked it really hard. Patted me on the back, handed me a shot, and jumped down (all mid song). Never had a problem with that amp again. Used it for years after. Old punk rocker magic. Nothing to laugh at.r

    • Hasherm0n@lemmy.world
      5·
      23 hours ago

      I’ve been seriously considering picking up a trumpet and starting a ska band with some of my other middle aged friends just for shits and giggles. Seems like a lot of fun.