• danc4498@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Honestly, I want more versions of this joke. Put them in a book or something. Like that aristocrats movie.

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        6 months ago

        I went to see a sketch show last night that did a (horse walks into a bar) “why the long face” “my wife left me” joke with no additional context or writing

        Bizarre you’d not google your joke to see if it’d been done before

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    6 months ago

    What the fuck is going on with their asses? Now I really feel we’re missing out on something great…

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    6 months ago

    There’s an Italian nursery rhyme about this being the reason there are no more unicorns, dunno if it’s known elsewhere too.

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      6 months ago

      Random animal that doesn’t exist (because they died due to not getting on the Ark)

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    6 months ago

    On Noach posts i do like the funny : ’ Damn Noach why did you take those musketos with you?’

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        A woman’s name was used, so problems must be found. If we can’t find one, we’ll create one. Idk, it’s rule 36 and 37 I think.

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        6 months ago

        Due to the blame being on a “Jessica”, it could be seen as a “woman bad” joke, which is a favourite of certain straight men. It’s basically a variant of the classic “women take too long to get ready” trope.

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          So they saw this and assumed the made up animals gender and then made assumptions about the joke based on their assumptions and then decided to get upset about it. got it.

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          Way to assume the sexual reproductive habits of this magic animal with a fantastic ass. How do you know they aren’t like those lizards that are all just clones of their mothers? Or what if they don’t have a gender and only need a mate like slugs? Or what if I ran out of examples? Had you considered that?!

          I’m being silly, feel free to ignore me.