Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 9 months agoIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?message-squaremessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down16
arrow-up1164arrow-down1message-squareIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 9 months agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·9 months agoWhat about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoYup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)
minus-squareOmega_Haxors@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-29 months agoVegens don’t shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They’re basically plant people.
What about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
Yup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)
Vegens don’t shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They’re basically plant people.