• Transporter Room 3@startrek.website
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    10 months ago

    I once got passed by a rainbow-decal prius with the bumper stickers “0-60 eventually” and “you just got passed by a lesbian in a unicorn outfit”

    Sure enough when we stopped at the next light, there were two rather lovey-dovey women in the front seat, and the driver was wearing what looked like a unicorn onesie. It was fantastic.

    Incidentally, my wife now has a similar unicorn onesie and wears it when we go grocery shopping.

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      10 months ago

      Now I have to wonder, does she wear a unicorn onesie all the time or does she put it on over her regular street clothes before driving? If the latter, why? Which came first, the sticker or the onesie? If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?

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        If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?

        The sticker makes no mention of driving, so I would think that as long as someone in the vehicle is both lesbian and wearing the onesie, its conditions have been fulfilled.

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        Well my wife likes to wear hers when she goes to pick up food, so maybe this woman likes to wear it when she’s driving.

        Heck I know someone who refuses to drive without a specific pair of gloves “because driving doesn’t feel right without them” and they have a panic attack without them.

        Or maybe they take turns wearing it. Or even just on special occasions and I happened to witness one.

        Whatever the case, it made my day