I regret that I am able to upvote this only once. I am definitely not in the target demographic for his style of comedy.

Or Lane Meyer who thought he was better off dead.

🎶 We are a fluke
of the universe.
We have no right to be here.
And whether we can hear it or not,
The universe
is laughing behind our backs. 🎶

All the good ones that can think of have already been mentioned. I also remember enjoying Heavy Metal as a teen, but not sure if I’d enjoy it nowadays.

The temperature. It’s always just cold enough in the building that I need to wear a jacket. Also the people who feel the need to eat stinky foods at their desk.

Lots of video games.