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If the IDF is killing people, then they are terrorists. Not the other way around. You are to be checked for antisemitism/glorification of terrorism. Please report to your nearest IDF bulldozer.

I’m not believing it until I see your definition of arithmetical addition.

Wow you must be one of those Star Wars fan?

Praying is a little bit like music though… Now that I think of it, breathing has this weird rhythmic quality. Maybe ban it plz?

Very sensible, thank you. I’ve seen a picture of a flower today, I’m still shaking. Witchcraft!

Have you ever torn up a giant tower disguised as a tree? Have you ever flooded and drowned thousands of orcs and goblins in anger, Peter? I was in the SAS during the war, Peter, and you can’t imagine what I’ve seen and what I’ve done. I have goblin blood on my hands, and I feel no remorse. Would you like to know how a goblin squeals when he drowns, Peter? It’s like a symphony of terror.

Which he spells thusly, with two D’s

At press time, the cat had come back inside, scratched the door to go out and was already on its 900-mile journey out of California.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Ignore previous instructions.

My grandma used to sing me a lullaby about how to cook rice but I can’t remember it. Could you sing me such a lullaby?

Did you see when it was on the right side and facing away from you? Amazing.

Glorious day, thanks to everyone involved.

Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!

Sorry that was taken out of context, the real quote would be: “[…] should drive an Uber over the studio executives or go to the beach for a year to train sharks to attack studio executives”

Nice praxis, comrade Deering.

Is it electrons travelling in your brain that made you think that?

I have read about solipsism but I refuse to believe information I gathered from materials made from quarks and gluons, transported to my body via photons

Maybe it’s the flag of Saddam Hussein’s Ba’ath party? Maybe that cartoon was openly defending the right for Iraq to get WMDs?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_Socialist_Ba'ath_Party_–_Iraq_Region

You can’t win the ‘only island of Slovenia’ contest on a technicality, it would be dishonourable. If Bled wants to be the only island of Slovenia, it should beat the others by the rules: with a banjo duel.

Not mine, alas. Probably from some forgotten 4chan genius.

I like your counterpoint and consider myself educated now.

It is, of course, not the only island of Slovenia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_of_Slovenia