Huh, Earth was once Ferenginar
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Huh, Earth was once Ferenginar
I’d invest in a drinking vessel with a lid, perhaps. And also, one of those zappers shaped like a tennis racket in case of dangerous critters. Or maybe one of the vacuum style ones if you’re more a catch and release type
They don’t happen often, but they’re pretty nice. Definitely a good respite from my more standard “the people you love are in danger and/or gone, and also your teeth are falling out.” :/
I assumed the comment you replied to was a joke. They really had to do that? That is weird.
Same. I try to keep a routine nowadays. Whack it before bed, as I am very single, and that’ll keep me out trouble most of the next day. Occasionally there’s one in the morning if there was a particularly spicy dream or something, but that’s about it
Still haven’t seen it, but I’m gonna have to eventually
I might not be the best one to reply, but that “we’re a family” shit irritates me.
“If we’re a big family here, then you, and my coworkers, need to accept me as I am. This is who I am, this is how much I smile, and this is how much I socialize. Please, we my family, accept that.”
Yeah, the main character was based off of an ex girlfriend, who was a major goth/vamp girl, and Jewish.
I still want one. I’m never, ever going to buy one, even if I could afford it. But I love freeze dried snacks, and I also love food preservation, and don’t mind tedious prep. It’s right up my alley. But they’re too expensive, and use too much energy. I’d feel guilty as fuck from an environmental standpoint.
That’s my thinking, but he never went it into. I was really hoping he would
No one in my family gets why I say that, but whenever I buy two one something, I use that line lol makes me smile
I do not know why. Just popped into my head, and now you just suffer as I have suffered
Thundercum and nutting, very very frightening, hey! Cumalaeo, cumalaeo, finger-o, magnifico!
I’m just a porn boy, nobody fucks me
He’s just a porn boy from a porn family, Spare him his nut from this orgasmistry!
Easy cum, easy go, will you let go?
I was gonna say, that’s only twice a day. I average 4-5 times a day until I was like 20-25. About once a day since, sometimes more, sometimes less. But 60 a month doesn’t seem so crazy to me.
Two thing:
1, mistletoe? Was unaware of that lore.
B, when I worked nightshift security, I wrote an urban fantasy novel (that has since been lost :( ), in the form of security log entries about a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere. Tons of funny shit, but my favorites were the feral werewolf pups that would occasionally get inside, and had to be scared off with the vacuum cleaner.
Also, the vampires who were sitting shiva for themselves.
The ghosts who were haunting the warehouse, but only on weekends and holidays, as a vacation.
I need to rewrite it. It was honestly some of my best writing
Normally I’m not excited for holidays a year in advance, but I saw Rocky horror in theater last night for the first time, and now I can’t fucking wait. I’d go do that once a week if I could. It was amazing.
Next Halloween is gonna be awesome
I made basically the same comment, and just now saw yours. Glanced to see who made it first out of curiosity.
Apparently we had the same thought at the same time. That’s wild.