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Fair enough; I have no idea. We’d like to think we are above our animal natures I’m sure.

Babies produce a pheromone to make them cuter so that you don’t huck them into the woods when they just won’t shut up.

This seems like more of an askLemmy or noStupidQuestions kind of post.

Cool. I like the rowboat and the little oars!

Good reflections!

That’s tremendously cool; I had no idea these existed. Thank you very much for speaking up!

That sounds pretty fun!

No, they aren’t made of cellulose or anything, just plastic.

Grocery bags are disposable plastic. In my state they cost a few cents each as of a couple of years ago. Reusable bags are common, but it’s also common to forget them and need to buy disposable bags. Most people reuse them as e.g. trash bags for bathrooms.

I’ve got a pretty sweet gig, all of us do at this company, and I think “rocking the boat” could only make my situation worse. We are only like a dozen people and there’s only one person in each “department”. We aren’t being mistreated and we are privileged enough to be able to leave if we were.

That’s pretty good!

As a schlub with chronic back problems, I recommend actually doing your physical therapy regularly! It only helps if you do it.

I work in a very small company in an IT type of field. I fully support unionization in general, but I don’t think it’s relevant to me at the moment. Do you disagree?

I love your privacy/security summary. Thank you for your honesty!

This looks like a handy tool.

Right, there are people and lawfirms that make all their money going around measuring doorway widths and bathroom counter heights and stuff, because the person who raises the complaint gets a reward… Sort of like bounty hunters?

That’s pretty clever.

That was such a good gag. Funny, funny, overdone, and back to funny.

The article says it is a watermelon shaped like israel. I don’t know why is (or is percieved to be) a pro-palestinian message, and I don’t care enough about a t-shirt to look it up, but the show producers at least thought it was a political statement. I wonder if a shirt with simply a triangular slice of watermelon would be banned.

As far as I can tell “skibidi” has no actual meaning, it’s just a word that proves you’re part of the in-group.