I’m speaking from experience.

What if I told you, “not necessarily?”

He is busy having an entirely heterosexual dinner date with his heterosexual female Christian girlfriend.

Tim Apple: “Today, we’re excited to announce ‘Kumbaya Messaging’™️ for iOS, iPadOS, WatchOS, and MacOS! Kumbaya Messaging™️ brings not only Apple Ecosystem™️enjoyers closer together through rich, more connected communications, but will allow all your friends and family who are still using Android to be able to be able to enjoy all of your shitposting gifs, memeojis, and Live Photo™️ snapshots of your take-out pho, including the hilariously embarrassing audio you always forget about. We at Apple want to bridge the divides in our daily lives, and with Kumbaya Messaging™️, we believe we can bring all of us that much closer together.”

Yep.

See: Regulatory Capture

*jots down ‘load kids feet first into chipper’

Wait, is Microsoft violating child labor laws, too!?

Martok will pave the road to Gre’thor with his ashes! Unfortunately it doesn’t help our issues of decorum in Congress :/

He should be replaced by Martok.

… well, that might be worse.

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make it run E=mc² miles per hour

You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.

Also, you failed high school physics.

/sorry

LOL

Oooh, ooh, I hope Gym Jordan, Fivehead Gaetz, Jimbob Squarehead Comer, and Margarine Traitor Greene will offer to fight me for the very mean tweets I’ve sent them!!!

and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

Go on…

Dealerships survive on maintenance.

Most EVs regular maintenance is tire rotation and filling washer fluid.

Math EZ.

Penis jousting.

Getting nostalgia hits thinking about loading up some version of WaaS (AOL script kiddie program for those unaware) that used Shoots and Ladders for a startup jingle, and I’m replying to ZeroCool. Hah.

“continued political polarization”

Weird way to spell “flagrant GOP obstructionism and dysfunction.”

🤷‍♂️

TAY TAY IS BIG BOOGEY MAN

The gop is so goddamn pathetic.