F*ck you very much for that earworm dude

One would think that it’s quite pleasurable

🎶 Everybody 🎶

Well, The show must go on…

In this instance it is kinda appropriate though, since those were fire-arrows…

Now that’s funny

I’ve heard this in Greece as well.

You need to install Force Stop App(NO ROOT) and run it whenever your phone starts to feel sluggish. Helps a lot!

Or stop flushing fucking toilet paper down the toilet.

Ah, there it is.

We will probably be underwater in 2030.

I think that I should become a captain in a supertanker…

• Rick Sanchez

For us older folks

“There are already several flags for that.”

Yes. And in fact, a couple of those flags plagiarize ancient Hindu symbols… See if you can find which (hint: it’s not the lotus…)

Whoosh

But only if you have purple eyes

“- Setting the clock and a timer to record something on your VCR”

You just awakened a sad memory from 30 years ago… I wanted to record a movie I saw in the TV programme magazine but it started after midnight and I should have used the next day’s date :-(

“Just use the keyboard!”

This is some Black Mirror shit right here.

But what about asexual people?